Tuesday, April 24, 2007

THE CURSE OF STAR JONES: ROSIE O'DONNELL "CRUISIN" OFF THE VIEW???

Orlando, Key West IN - Bermuda OUT for "OUR FAMILY VACATIONS"

A sold-out gay cruise excursion for gays, lesbians, their families and loved ones will not be heading to Bermuda, according to "The View's" Rosie O'Donnell.

The talker announced today on her show - yes, her show - that the reason her and wife Kelli Carpenter decided to re-route their destination stops was due to as many as 80 churches preparing to meet the travelers at the docks with protests and requests to leave their shores.

PRIME MINISTER EXPRESSES REGRET

Realizing that the extremely poor area desperately needs those tourism dollars to aid their local economy, Premier Ewart Brown said, "If we discriminate against a cruise ship, then we would have to send a homosexual detection unit to the airport."

Back at The View - with guest co-host actress Regina King - Rosie argued that free speech demands that these poor rappers should not be censured. She disagreed with Russell Simmon's call to ban certain words, saying that it's okay for these "artists" to call women bitches and hos...

BUT WAIT - REGINA KING AGREED! HUH!?!?!!?!!!!???!!!

King, a sister we actually really like, said it was the images that were disturbing, not the words. Family, we have work to do. Soooooo much to do!

SPEAKING OF ROSIE: (click the story)

CHERYL CROW - I NEED YOU TO REALLY LOOK AT MY BUTT

I WANT TO MARRY WRITER JASON "BIG SEXY" WHITLOCK

MY SUPPORT FOR ALEC BALDWIN

What, She's Leaving The View???