Wednesday, April 25, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: ROSIE'S NEW "VIEW" WILL BE FROM THE UNEMPLOYMENT LINE

Rosie O'Donnell's stormy tenure on "The View" has been cut short. The host who actually has an opinion was "supposedly" unable to agree on a contract with ABC, so... she's outta there!

"This has been an amazing experience... and one I wouldn't have traded for the world."

Especially the part about getting Star Jones banished until Court TV came to save her... right Rosie?

Trust us, she ain't stupid. This is the perfect time for Rosie to leave. While the world is literally hanging on her every word, O'Donnell will go covert for a minute, then emerge refreshed and ready to kick ass.

The real question is, are we in for some REAL diversity, or simply another White woman to add to the other three White women who are speaking for all Asian, Latina, Black and Native-American women???

O'Donnell has actually helped Barbara's show out of the basement. During February sweeps, the Disney-owned talker was up 15 percent in key women demographics over the same time in 2006.

This morning, rumors started that it was the bawdy humor that O'Donnell unleashed at the Matrix Awards on Monday that were the final nail in the coffin of the "allegedly" difficult daytime queen. In front of 2,000 people, Rosie O'Donnell dropped the F-bomb, grabbed her crotch and ranted about Donald Trump...AGAIN.

Get the Donald's response here. Speaking of Trump, find out who won "The Apprentice" here. (Are those crickets we hear or what)

WHO SHOULD REPLACE ROSIE AND THE SEAT STILL OPEN BY STAR???

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