If there was ever any question how 'straight up ghetto' Nicole Richie is, look no further than her interview today with Diane Sawyer. See how casual she (with boyfriend rocker Joel Maden in tow) talks about drinking and driving, taking drugs while pregnant and taking this 'dis functional road show' to jail. Excuse me, but she is just a little too "welfare momma comfortable" about the whole situation. Catch the rest of the interview tomorrow (Friday) on Good Morning America and ABC's 20/20. Daddy Lionel Richie comment on being a granddad, "Now you'll experience all the things I have gone through ..." Message to Lionel, I don't really think you want your grand baby to be a drug addicted, alcoholic, unwed momma. But if so ... LA County Jail wants your family head count for Thanksgiving Dinner![d]