Overheard In The Church Parking Lot
A crusty old man recently walked into Bishop Thomas Weeks' church and said to the secretary, "I would like to join this damn church." The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?"
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into Bishop Week's study to inform him of her situation. Bishop Weeks agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the bishop asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem" the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said Bishop Weeks. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?
"Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!"
"I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church."
The secretary leaves her desk and goes into Bishop Week's study to inform him of her situation. Bishop Weeks agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the bishop asks the old geezer, "Sir, what seems to be the problem here?"
"There is no damn problem" the man says. "I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money."
"I see," said Bishop Weeks. "And is this bitch giving you a hard time?