"When I Was A Kid, We Just Had Speedy Gonzales Running Around Saying 'Arriba! Arriba'"
Newlywed Eva Longoria says that if she and Black/French husband, NBA superstar Tony Parker, have kids, the couple will teach them all three languages they collectively speak.
"We will definitely do that – absolutely, absolutely!" the Latino "Desperate Housewife" said recently, according to People.
She completely ruled out, however, that the chil'ren learn Crunk.
And you know what, we ain't mad at her!