Riddle Me This!
1.) Why the f*** do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds" fee on money they already KNOW you don't have? Now you gotta work extra hard just to get your balance back to zero. That's some bull**** right there.
2.) If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?
3.) Why are the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that mf song? And how come the ABC song is sung the SAME mf way that "Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star" is sung? You can't fool me. I know a duplicate melody when I sing one.
4.) What happened to the first 6 "ups"? Huh? Cuz a mf struck GOLD on that 7th one (7up).
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