I can't wait till the Spice Girls Tour starts, 'cause Mel B (Scary Spice) is a woman in need of a job!! And just what is all this face time about? Is she really "working" as she brings attention to the coming tour? Is the ultra-bitter paternity war between Scary Spice and Eddie Murphy all over -- a house?
On last night's "Larry King Live," Larry revealed that Eddie's people are claiming Scary demanded a $9 million mega mansion from the funnyman -- a claim that Scary never outright denied.
After she was finished bobbing and weaving, Scary also revealed that she and Eddie tattooed their names on each other, claiming that the ink proves that they were, "very much in love and wanted to have a family together." Mel B added, "You don't tattoo somebody's name on your body if it's brief and unimportant, let's put it that way." Romance fades, tats are forever!
Now Mel, you already announced you are married to someone else (Stephen Belafonte). Do you really think your new man wants to hear this crap about your old man Eddie. Are you still sporting that Eddie tattoo, because Black skin doesn't erase that easily?
On behalf of all men out there, who are doing the right thing, I'm going to tell you to "shut your pie hole" and just love the "stand up man" who is now willing to help you raise Eddie's child.
And just for you fellas out there who know what I'm talking about ... I'm going to reward you and run this picture again ... Is there anything more gorgeous than your woman getting her drink on?