I went to a friend's housewarming over the weekend. Nice place. Nice neighborhood. I even bought a nice mf gift.
It wasn't until everyone was heading home that it hit me: HOW THE F&%$ IS THIS A HOUSEWARMING WHEN YOU LIVE IN A MF APARTMENT!!!
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