I don't want to say we told you so... but we did. Yesterday, we ran this picture.
And we told you that baseball's MVP , seven time Sy Young Award winner and World Series winner Roger Clemens is a liar. And we also accurately told you that the testimony would hinge not on what Roger did or didn't do but on his wife Debbie's obvious use of steroid and/or growth hormones. If Debbie is not on the juice... Roger is married to a Terminator. I'm telling you Debbie has gone Bionic Woman and Roger knew it. He not only knew his wife ...was taking HGH (growth hormone), but he knew the guy who was shooting her up Brian McNamee, is his own trainer, the same guy who says he shot Roger up with steroids.
Roger Clemens thinks the public is stupid enough also to believe:
A. He doesn't know what HGH is. (Roger, Yogi and Boo Boo live in a cave)
B. He didn't know his wife, who he sleeps with every day, was taking it.C. That his own trainer, Brian Mc Namee, the guy accusing him, was the one shooting it into his wife.
D. That he didn't know Andy Pettit, his best friend, took them.
E. That Andy has gone Mr. Magoo, and doesn't really remember hearing Roger talk about taking his own HGH or steroids.
F. That Andy's wife must be crazy because even she knew her best friends, the Clemens family, were on the juice.PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE... If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and throws strikeouts like a mechanical cyborg. It's a juiced up Duck on growth hormones!!!
Roger you need to come clean. Media and press you need to press this just like you pressed Barry Bonds for the last two years **** asterisk, asterisk on all Clemens records and awards.