Thursday, June 7, 2007

PARIS HILTON FREE AND IT'S ALL IN HER HEAD


Law enforcement sources report Paris Hilton's medical condition was purely psychological and that she was in peril of having a nervous breakdown, and that's why she was released early this morning and allowed to remain on house arrest for an additional 40 days.

Psychiatrist Charles Sophy visited Hilton in jail yesterday and the day before.

We're told after Sophy's visit yesterday, word was passed to the Sheriff that Hilton's mental state was fragile and she was at risk. The reason for releasing her had nothing to do with a rash or other physical issues.

OK, I think Richard Pryor said it best when he talked about the possibility of being put in jail. I have to act like I'm crazy or just keep the boys laughing and I'm one funny n**** so I'm going to keep'em laughing all night, any thing to give up the booty.

Paris Hilton is not as funny as Richard Pryor so she went with the GOING CRAZY loop hole. And who can blame her. She's locked in a cell all by herself for 23yrs days.

Hell 15 minutes with Paris at the Sky Bar is enough to drive me crazy. SO WHAT, ... PARIS CAN'T STAND HERSELF ... OOOOH, THERE'S A REVELATION! WELCOME TO THE CLUB PARIS.