Watch Out, You May Be Addicted To Your Blackberry!
IF YOU ARE, HERE'S WHAT YOU NEED TO DO:
1. Do not check email while eating yo mama's home cookin'. There's nothing worse than having chicken grease on an expensive Blackberry.
2. Do not hide your email habits from family. If you feel that folks will be pissed seeing you BlackBerrying, it’s clearly a sign that your butt is preoccupied.
3. Stop emailing while running red lights in your pimped-out ghetto ride. (Walking across the street or having oral sex performed on you is probably not the best time either.)
4. Do not check your Blackberry for the first hour of the day. In addition to giving you time to clean your stank breath, you may want to make sure teenage son did not have Bambi sleep over.
5. Leave the mobile email device in the car or at home when serving on the usher board at Sunday service. There's nothing more annoying to a pastor than to have you not focused on the money, um... we mean message.
6. Set boundaries at work: Alert your girls that your mobile email device will be turned off while you take that two hour lunch to get hit those burgundy hair extensions touch-up. All other times are open.
7. Actually turn off your device and stick it in a drawer during the time you’ve designated as email-free. Like when you're playing PlayStation instead of reading to your girl's son, or spending quality time with your own kids.
CHECK OUT PART 2 TOMORROW!