Friday, June 15, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: OJ STILL IN PURGATORY AS JUDGE RULES AGAINST HIM


Big Victory As Fred Goldman Win's Suit Over Book Rights

A Miami bankruptcy judge just ruled that O.J. Simpson set up a sham corporate structure simply as a ruse to get over on folks like Fred Goldamn, um... Goldman, wanting their money.

Consequently, the father of the late Ron Goldman is entitled to the book publishing rights of "If I Did It", OJ's controversial book where he 'pretends' to play out a scenario where he is the murderer responsible for the 1995 brutal deaths of Goldman and ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson.

While neither Simpson nor Goldman were present, CNN is reporting that Arnelle Simpson, OJ's oldest child, was inside the courtroom with her lawyer as the decision was handed down.

The corporation, helmed by Arnelle, filed for bankruptcy shortly after the book deal fell through.

Before doing so, however, monies held by the company were used to pay for such things as O.J.'s home mortgage.

The judge hearing the matter referred to the corporation as a "scheme and device to defraud creditors."

Sticking the knife in just a little further, Fred Goldman still intends to publish this ish, renaming it "Confessions Of A Double Murderer." OUCH!!!

C'mon family, we all know OJ is guilty as the day is long. That said, are we the only ones who find The Goldman's unbearably annoying?

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