Tuesday, June 5, 2007

BEYONCE: WORSE THAN TB, MALARIA & BIRD FLU COMBINED

Beyonceitis is the destruction of your career by the overall power of Beyonce Knowles.

Beyonceitis is a serious disease that has destroyed the careers of several artists although a few have been able to have successful careers in spite of it. Beyonceitis is also used to describe the complete domination of popular culture by Beyonce Knowles.

Beyonceitis is most severe on artists who attempt to release albums around the same time as Beyonce or perform on the same award shows as Beyonce. Doing so has resulted in the humiliation of several female artists.

Beyonceitis is a problem that embarrasses a lot of people. No one wants to admit that one person has caused so much destruction. No one wants to admit that one person has bitch-slapped (with her ring hand) the entire music industry.

If you suffer from Beyonceitis do not worry. Do not feel ashamed. You are not alone. There is help. There is hope.

Get the cure here.