Thursday, March 29, 2007

RECENT BATMAN ARREST!


Insistent on using a portable toilet for union workers picketing a local business on Hollywood Boulevard, an argument between the caped crusader (who had to "go") and some of the union-eers suddenly got very... batty.

Next thing you know, Batman's taunting the union people to see if they wanted a piece of Gotham's finest. Then Chewbacca of Star Wars fame comes along, gets hipped to the situation by Batman, and decides he's ready to throw down too.

Boy Wonder was off on Spring Break.

Despite the fact Los Angeles is the gang capital of the world with an escalating murder rate, LAPD had to intervene and subsequently arrest the protector of Gotham.

HOLY BATCRAP!