Introducing brain surgeon in training Lauren Caitlin Upton, candidate For Miss Teen USA. You know actor Mario Lopez, playing the emcee role, was busting a gut inside.
Miss Teen Colorado Hilary Carol Cruz ultimately won. Upton, surprisingly, finished third. (FYI - when in doubt, the answer is always "world peace." Miss Congeniality starring Sandra Bullock, HELLO!)
Now, for the million dollar question, WHERE WERE THE SISTAHS???