Stuff White People Hate: Goofy Best Men Who Ruin The Wedding

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Boy Left in Hot Car on Mom's Wedding Day Dies

WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. --(AP) -- West Palm Beach authorities say a mother on her wedding day left her 4-year-old son waiting in a hot car. The boy later died at a hospital.

Officials say the boy may have been in the car for more than two hours. Temperatures outside had reached 90 degrees.

The Palm Beach County Sheriff's Office said Sunday that 29-year-old Mirland Baptiste may not have known the boy was in the car.

She dropped off other children at a relative's house Saturday before going to the nail salon.

She was supposed to get married later that day. Instead, the family mourned the boy's death at the hospital where he was pronounced dead.

For more information, visit the Associated Press.

I Don't Get It!

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon's wedding pics covers People Magazine. What does this brother have that is making sistahs lose their mind??? Or is Mariah starring in Knocked Up the sequel?

Tracey Edmonds & Eddie Murphy Kiss Off Their 2-Week Sham Marriage!

It's Ovah!!!

What kind of stank mess are they pulling on us? Two weeks after Eddie Murphy exchanged vows with Tracey Edmonds and spent crazy paper on that rock in a private—and, as it happens, not legally binding— lavish ceremony in Bora Bora, the couple has separated with no plans for reconciliation. I ain't sayin she a Golddigga, but she ain't...

Per People magazine, the duo called off their union just 14 days after their seaside Jan. 1 nuptials. The breakup followed a less than fairy-tale start, with the first days of the newlyweds' honeymoon marred by screaming matches and arguments that lasted the entire week.

Murphy and Edmonds said their "I do's" on the French Polynesian island in front of 25 friends and family members. The 46-year-old actor and 40-year-old producer had been dating since fall 2007 (following the demise of Murphy's separation from the then pregnant Melanie "Scary Spice" Brown) and became engaged last July.

Shortly after the New Year's ceremony, reps for the couple acknowledged that the wedding, having taken place outside the country, was not legally binding, but that the couple would be making it official upon their return to the States. SO MUCH FOR THAT!

While the lack of a legally recognized union spares them the further embarrasment of a lengthy divorce or annulment, speculation about Eddie's sexuality and Tracey's "Trophy Wife Gone Wild" calculations will now be really on and poppin'.

Edmonds, whose movie-producing credits include Who's Your Caddy? and Good Luck Chuck, was previously married to music mogul Kenneth "Babyface" Edmonds. The couple, whose divorce was finalized last June, was together for 13 years and has two children together. Murphy's first marriage, to Nicole Mitchell, ended in April 2006 after 13 years and five children.

Forget Green, Tennessee Politico Harold Ford Jr. Goes Blond... To The Altar That Is!

Ford Next Election May Be For Governor in 2010, But Jumping The Broom Likely To Occur Spring 08

Former Tennessee Congressman Harold Ford Jr. actually ended his long run as Washington's most eligible bachelor began three years ago at a wedding in New Orleans. A fellow guest, Debbie Beard, remembers running into the handsome light-skinned lawyer whom she had met once before. He pointed to the table where he would be sitting. "I told him, 'My daughter is seated there,' and he said, 'I'll find her,' " Beard told us yesterday. "I guess he did."

Last week, Ford, 37, proposed to Beard's daughter, Emily Threlkeld, 26, over dinner at the Ritz-Carlton in Paris, where she was on a business trip. Threlkeld, a business manager for designer Carolina Herrera in N.Y.C., said yes. "She's a great young lady and will make a great wife," Ford told us yesterday. "I hope I'll make an equally great husband."

Current chairman of the Democratic Leadership Council and a political contributor for Fox News, Ford lost a close '06 Senate race after being slammed by racially tinged ads showing him as one of those playboy type brothers. Ironically, at the time he was already getting serious with the White University of Miami grad, although homegirl stayed largely out of view during the race. Now we'll let you speculate as to why. Source: Washington Post

Daytime's Montel Williams Takes Another Vanilla Bean Bride: Will The Third Time Be The Charm For This Brotha?

17 year daytime talk show veteran Montel Williams and Tara Fowler, wed before 60 family and friends Saturday afternoon in Bermuda, according to PEOPLE. This is the third marriage for Williams, who has four children – two from each of his previous marriages. It is the first for Fowler, who is the Black man's second Caucasian wife. His first wife was a sistah.

Tara wore an off-white custom-made Badgley Mishka gown, chandelier diamond earrings, and carried a bouquet of red roses The Emmy award winning groom wore a gray suit with periwinkle-blue pinstripes – to match the bridesmaids’ periwinkle dresses.

Williams, 51, proposed to Fowler, 36, a former American Airlines flight attendant, in 2006 “A key to any successful marriage is that you’ve got to have friends, you’ve got to have family to support that union.”

Wonder how Montel's former wives feel about this cat giving marital advice. Seriously! That said, we wish the interracial couple all the happiness ... and some longevity.

Web Pics Of Usher & Tameka's Wedding: The Power Of Love???

Pictures Courtesy Of People

USHER AND TAMEKA CALL OFF WEDDING?!?! DID THE BLACK R&B SUPERSTAR GET COLD FEET? WAS CHILLI BEHIND IT?

BOMBSHELL: USHER MARRIES AFTER ALL!!

Is it this another rumor? Was his mama there?

Does he still love Chilli?

Usher, 28, and Tameka "How The Stylist Got Her Groove Back" Foster were supposed to tie the knot today at record executive LA Reid’s Hamptons estate. All guests who were expected to attend the event have been told that the event will not take place as originally planned.

In a statement to the Associated Press, publicist Patti Webster said, "It was announced today that the wedding ceremony for Usher Raymond IV and Tameka Foster was canceled.

What "Confessions" will Usher make this time???



No additional information will be given regarding the circumstances of the cancellation, but we hope the privacy of this matter will be respected." Usher and Tameka are expecting a child together in January, but no word if they still remain engaged. Foster has three children with her first husband.

There is no confirmation if its a case of cold feet or perhaps Tameka decided to be a “runaway bride”, but there have been rumors that Usher’s mother wasn’t happy about the union. Usher even went to the extent to fire his mother as his manager. Then there was the rumor of a prenuptial agreement not being requested by Usher, making for even more drama.

You know Black blogs like Young, Black and Fabulous, Bossip, Concrete Loop, and Dirty Whore will be taking about this for weeks!

While no official reason was given for the sudden cancellation, E! News is reporting that Usher's mother, Jonnetta Patton, was less than keen on the match and was not invited. There were reports that Usher's godfather, actor Ben Vereen, was also taken off the guest list because of his protestation to the marriage.

In May, Usher cut professional ties with Patton, who had served as his manager for the length of the 28-year-old's mega-successful career. He denied whispers that the termination was prompted by 36-year-old Foster after she expressed interest in becoming his manager. The same month he also amicably split with his publicist of nine years, Simon Smalls.

Earlier this week, blogs sites and the National Enquirer reported that Tameka Foster has a history of arrests:

"Tameka is an ex-con whose first lover was gunned down in a drug-related execution-style shooting." Poor Usher has no idea who he's marrying," Tameka's half sister Valencia Foster told The Enquirer. " Tameka, fleeing from a troubled home life, moved in with Valencia when she was 11. "She arrived with $14 in food stamps in her purse," recalled Valencia. "She turned out to be a nightmare. "By 14, she had become involved with a married drug dealer five years older than her, Valencia says. "I banned him from the house – but four years later she was pregnant with his baby when his car was ambushed and he was riddled with bullets. Tameka missed being with him in the car by minutes." -- The National Enquirer

Two weeks ago, the mutliplatinum entertainer addressed the speculation swirling around his relationship with Foster. In an open letter to People, he denied that the older woman was controlling his life.

"I am happy, excited, completely clear and independent on my direction, feelings, decisions and I am NOT BEING LED," he wrote. "Some media and bloggers have been totally intrusive, they have misconstrued aspects of my personal life and, because of this, my 'true' fans are not sure about what is fact and what is fiction.

Now Mama Usher loved her some Rozonda "Chilli" Thomas. Check out the sexy singer's video response here.

THE WEDDING WAS CALLED OFF BECAUSE _____________ (Fill in the Blank)