Roger Clemens Takes The Marion Jones Approach To Steroid Allegations!

WHO'S LYING???

WASHINGTON -- Roger Clemens was told he didn't sound believable. Brian McNamee was branded a "drug dealer" and reminded of past lies. With Congress apparently split over which man's version of events is true, it could be up to the Justice Department to decide.

Clemens and McNamee, the accused and his accuser, traded contradictory stories under oath Wednesday before the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform about whether the star pitcher was injected with steroids and human growth hormone by his former personal trainer.

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And while many baseball fans are turning their attention to Florida and Arizona for the first official workouts of spring training Thursday _ ready for cries of "Play ball!" instead of talk about foul play _ there is sure to be more discussion of Clemens and McNamee in the nation's capital.

"It's just sad," Clemens' former manager with the New York Yankees, Joe Torre, said in Vero Beach, Fla., on the eve of his first camp with the Los Angeles Dodgers. "I'd just like to see baseball move on right now."

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After the 400-page Mitchell Report, which contained the first public airing of McNamee's allegations about Clemens, and a 4 1/2-hour House hearing about their he-said, he-said, little is settled.

"They don't disagree on a phone call or one meeting," committee chairman Henry Waxman, D-Calif., said during the hearing. "If Mr. McNamee is lying, he has acted inexcusably, and he has made Mr. Clemens an innocent victim. If Mr. Clemens isn't telling the truth, then he is acting shamefully and has smeared Mr. McNamee. I don't think there is anything in between."

Yet, afterward, Waxman told reporters: "I haven't reached any conclusions at this point" as to whether a criminal investigation is warranted.

Several congressmen said a referral from the committee isn't needed to trigger a Justice Department inquiry if prosecutors believe either man made false statements.

Sitting in the second row Wednesday was IRS Special Agent Jeff Novitzky, a key member of the team prosecuting Barry Bonds. Bonds, baseball's home run king, was indicted in November on charges of perjury and obstruction of justice stemming from his 2003 testimony to a grand jury in which he denied knowingly using performance-enhancing drugs.

It was Novitzky who last month collected used needles and bloody gauze pads that McNamee's camp turned over for testing. The trainer's lawyers call the items evidence that contains performance-enhancing drugs and Clemens' DNA. Clemens' side call the items "manufactured."

Either way, the Justice Department has them.

McNamee told baseball investigator George Mitchell he injected Clemens 16 to 21 times with performance-enhancing drugs from 1998 to 2001. On Wednesday, McNamee said those numbers are low. Keep reading>>>

ROGER CLEMENS THE LIAR, THE CHEATER* (ASTERISK)

I don't want to say we told you so... but we did. Yesterday, we ran this picture.

And we told you that baseball's MVP , seven time Sy Young Award winner and World Series winner Roger Clemens is a liar. And we also accurately told you that the testimony would hinge not on what Roger did or didn't do but on his wife Debbie's obvious use of steroid and/or growth hormones. If Debbie is not on the juice... Roger is married to a Terminator. I'm telling you Debbie has gone Bionic Woman and Roger knew it. He not only knew his wife ...

was taking HGH (growth hormone), but he knew the guy who was shooting her up Brian McNamee, is his own trainer, the same guy who says he shot Roger up with steroids.

Roger Clemens thinks the public is stupid enough also to believe:

A. He doesn't know what HGH is. (Roger, Yogi and Boo Boo live in a cave) B. He didn't know his wife, who he sleeps with every day, was taking it.

C. That his own trainer, Brian Mc Namee, the guy accusing him, was the one shooting it into his wife.

D. That he didn't know Andy Pettit, his best friend, took them.

E. That Andy has gone Mr. Magoo, and doesn't really remember hearing Roger talk about taking his own HGH or steroids.
F. That Andy's wife must be crazy because even she knew her best friends, the Clemens family, were on the juice.

PEOPLE, PEOPLE, PEOPLE... If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and throws strikeouts like a mechanical cyborg. It's a juiced up Duck on growth hormones!!!

Roger you need to come clean. Media and press you need to press this just like you pressed Barry Bonds for the last two years **** asterisk, asterisk on all Clemens records and awards.

ROGER CLEMENS GOES BEFORE CONGRESS TODAY

Check out this picture of Roger Clemens and you will know exactly what all the fuss is about. That women in the bikini is no regular Sports Illustrated swimsuit beauty. No, that hottie is Roger's wife. Check out those abs. His wife is ripped, but not from crunch exercises and healthly eating.

Because, when I tell you she is a mother of 4 childen you then know it is all about drugs and steroids... Couples should share, but damn Roger and his wife have been obvioulsly sharing the Steroid needle. And if it is not obvious, todays congressional hearing will bring it all into the light. Former Yankee superstar Roger Clemens, one of the greatest pitchers in baseball history, will face a congressional grilling on steroids that could tarnish his legacy - and ultimately land him in jail for perjury.

Clemens and his chief accuser and former trainer, Brian McNamee, will tell the lawmakers such contradictory stories that one could end up cited for lying under oath. Catch the hearings live on MSNBC

ROGER CLEMENS WON'T COME CLEAN AND NEITHER WILL THE SPORTS MEDIA

Though a video on his website, Roger Clemens has again denied any use of steroids and HGH. Clemens will also have a 60 Minutes interview this week. We expect he'll continue to deny it. Clemens' friend Andy Pettitte has acknowledged his own use. And you and I both know, you usually do what your friends are doing. You can not stray too far away.



So when will the sports press and other "investigative reporters" start blasting like they have already done on slugger Barry Bonds for this pastyear? When are we going to get the interview with Roger Clemens and Black ESPN personality Stephen A. Smith, firing the questions. That's what I call kicking this whole investigation and discovery up a notch. Until then I agree with Barry, this is all so lame.