Showing posts with label Mcdonalds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Mcdonalds. Show all posts

Saturday, February 9, 2008

IDIOT SIGHTING # 113: DO NOT CONFUSE THE CLERKS AT MCDONALDS


My daughter and I went through the McDonald's take-out window and I gave the clerk a $5 bill. Our total was $4.25, so I also handed her a quarter. She said, "you gave me too much money." I said, "Yes I know, but this way you can just give me a dollar bill back."

She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the quarter, and said "We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing." The clerk then proceeded to give me back$1 and 75 cents in change. True story!

Saturday, September 15, 2007

McDonalds Is Serving Up A Salty New Item: McJail!!!</


How About A Booking Photo To Go With That Shake?

By Jayar Jackson


Every time you visit a fast food spot pumping out burgers, tacos, fries, and multiple drinks all at the same time at record speed, a few minutes are taken to make sure they included the cheese, the large fries, and the Diet Coke, not the regular Coke.

The one time you don’t, they mess it up so badly that you wonder if you should go back and fight the busy lines inside or just eat the happy meal they gave you, instead of the Quarter Pounder that you ordered.

It’s enough to make your blood boil, so when these express-style Emerils throw your entire lunch hour off, you wish you could just get more than just a free cheeseburger for all the trouble.

Well, if you have a gun, some handcuffs, and a squad car, you can get those pests out of the kitchen and off the mean streets of Union City, GA.

This is where McDonald’s employee Kendra Bull was arrested last Friday, charged with misdemeanor reckless conduct, and freed on $1,000 bail after police officer Wendell Adams became the first of billions and billions served to try the new McSalty. The 20 year-old burger flipper said she accidentally spilled salt on hamburger meat that was served to Adams anyway after she told her supervisor and a co-worker, who tried to thump the salt off.

The food made him so sick he was briefly hospitalized and hit the early morning beat with a score to settle. He talked to the restaurant's manager, another employee and Bull, who admitted she spilled the salt on the burger.

Bull said the officer asked her to step outside, where he continued to question her. "He told me it made him so sick it had to have something worse than salt on it," said Bull.

After spending the night repaying her debt to society, Kendra must have taken to the streets with a new outlook on life. "I think they went too far with it," said Bull. "If it was too salty, why did [the officer] not just take one bite and throw it away? Why did he take eight bites and finish it and come back later and say it made him sick?"

Little did Kendra know that this crime-fighting sleuth actually didn’t finish the burger, but saved the last few bites which were sent to the state crime lab to find out what was in or on the burger that made him sick. When this Inspector Gadget case is finally solved, I’m sure the people of Union City will be thankful that their tax dollars went to such a worthwhile arrest, investigation, and court time to stop Dr. Claw one more time!

Keep talking, it’s the only way they’ll ever hear you.--JJJ

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

McDonald's: Hooking Our Kids Like Crack

Researchers at Stanford University found that children as young as 3 years old responded to McDonald's golden arches and packaging, saying that they preferred the taste of food coming out of McDonald's bags to the taste of the same food items emerging from plain paper bags.

So parents, if you can't get the kids to eat, put the food in a Micky Dee's bag:

"Look honey, we have Micky Meatloaf tonight!"


Seriously, to read more on this scary marketing phenomenon read the TIME MAGAZINE article.

Wednesday, August 1, 2007

AFTER SERVING BILLIONS, MCDONALDS REFUSES SERVICE TO BLACK RAPPER TWISTA


How Did Mickey D's Get It So Twisted?

Chicago-born hip-hop superstar, Twista has been abruptly cut from a concert he was set to perform on August 7 by fast food conglomerate McDonalds. Mickey D’s kicked off the McDonald’s Live Tour in Los Angeles last Thursday in hopes of connecting with young consumers through music.

With this goal in mind, the “all beef” patty flippers were notified of some of the negative lyrics incorporated in Twista’s songs. He regularly referred to women as hos, spoke of street violence, and ushered in gratuitous use of the word nigger, well, nigga.

Since McDonalds didn’t seem to notice the negative undertones of Twista’s music when they first inked him in to perform, a local community billboard campaign, headed by Rev. Michael Pfleger dropped the dime on the rapper. Once they were told about the choice they made for the Chicago show, McDonald’s reps were heard saying, “oh, we booked Twista, not Twister??”

"Although we respect free speech and artistic expression, we do not condone or perpetuate derogatory language,” said spokesman William Whitman. "We want to ensure these free concerts are fun as well as appropriate for all of our customers," he added.

Now, let’s not get this story twisted, Twista. McDonalds isn’t concerned with protecting our children’s ears from the derogatory and violent language that is often included in rap music. They saw that the rapper’s recent immense popularity would have brought in loads of hungry fans to his hometown performance, where they could begin to associate cool music with Big Macs and Quarter Pounders.

They were just hoping to sneak this one by and benefit from a new alliance with mainstream hip-hop. The largest and most successful fast-food chain in the world definitely knows what they’re doing when it comes to hooking consumers. You probably want some fries right now.

A very disappointed Twista mentioned that he was planning on cleaning up his act for the McDonalds show like he does for all his mainstream performances. Certain people from the company told him that they were fans of his music and backed him.

"I was actually going to have a school with a choir come sing the song Hope with me. "So now McDonald's have to tell the kids that they can't perform," said the musician.

So let’s get this power struggle straightened out. McDonalds has the right to book a rapper with controversial lyrics to perform in a concert with their name on it. They seemed to agree on clean lyrics for the show, which nullifies the need to cover the kiddies’ ears and loudly sing the Smurfs song to drown out the song that they have in their iPod already.

Score one point for the community billboard campaign for ridding their streets of music that they don’t want to hear. It just troubles me that their campaign is looking to make everyone in the country fit to the standards that they set for their kids.

Reverend Pfleger insists on this by saying, "They have to make wise decisions about the image they're going to use to reach young people and they have to be corporately responsible. If they're going to use entertainers who promote violence and demean women, that's irresponsible behavior. I hope other industries and corporations will take note and do the same."

If these people don’t like it, then don’t buy it. Cover your kids’ ears so that they will grow up correctly, but don’t label companies as irresponsible and negligent for making business decisions and not helping you raise your kids. McDonalds’ food is more damaging to our kids than Twista’s music is to their ears.

Protest that!

Keep talking, it’s the only way they’ll ever hear you.--JJJ