Friday, February 8, 2008

MSNBC Goes Ghetto, Accusing Chelsea Of Pimpin' For Her Momma!



Reporter Suspended For "Pimped Out" Wisecrack That Has Our Girl Hill Saying "Oh No You Didn't!"

MSNBC took swift and decisive action today after up and coming cable news personality David Shuster got a little too comfortable with his Ebonics speak. Especially when it comes to a 27-year-old white girl who's big baller-shot caller daddy already knows what it's like to be chillin at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, and who's mama is trying to get back up in that piece.

Hey David, this is not an episode of Cribs my brotha. We're talking about Hillary's baby. As a result, check out the official statement from the cable network that brought you Don Imus:

"On Thursday's "Tucker" on MSNBC, David Shuster, who was serving as guest-host of the program, made a comment about Chelsea Clinton and the Clinton campaign that was irresponsible and inappropriate.

Shuster, who apologized this morning on MSNBC and will again this evening, has been suspended from appearing on all NBC News broadcasts, other than to make his apology. He has also extended an apology to the Clinton family. NBC News takes these matters seriously, and offers our sincere regrets to the Clintons for the remarks.

Hillary Clinton Responds to The Drama

Both the Clinton and Obama campaigns accepted invitations from us on Thursday evening to participate in a February 26th debate.

Our conversations with the Clinton campaign about their participation continue today, and we are hopeful that the event will take place as planned."